This is a little transcript which gives you a little insight on the happenings of the Leafs (all fake of course). This has been perfected by Downgoesbrown but I am giving it a shot to add some energy to TML Nation.
(28 guys are working out in the weight room)
**Trainer walks in**
Trainer: NOOOOO... this can’t be happening... i’ll have to actually do some work this year!? I like guys like that fat kid we had last year.
Wilson: Are you talking about Wellwood?
Trainer: Never got his name.. cause he came once and that was by mistake. He was going to the Cafeteria and made a wrong turn.
Mike Komisarek: Hey trainer... can you help me with my weight lifting?
Trainer: What’s weight lifting? Never heard of such a term.
Burke: Have you heard of the term.. FIRED? Time to bring in the real boys!
**In walk two supremely fit trainers**
Burke: Boys I want....
Entire Team: proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence!!!
Burke: That’s more like it!!!
Wilson: Burkie perhaps we should ease up on these boys... I mean it’s an optional training day after all.
Burke: BOYS! Tell coach what you do for guys who think this is optional!
Entire Team: We pray that they live to tell the tale of their encounter with Garnet Exelby in the Parking lot.
Garnet Exelby: I love the parking lot part the most. (gives a deadly smile to Vesa)
**Vesa Toskala faints**
Wilson: What happened to him? Don’t scare him guys!
Garnet Exelby: I don’t know what’s wrong with the guy, whenever i come near him he faints.
Luke Schenn: Ummm... yeaaaa... that’s my fault. I kinda showed him Exelby’s montage on Youtube.
Entire Team: Yikes!!
Kaberle: Where’s Poni by the way?
Burke: Caught him praying that JFJ would come back.
Entire Team: May Poni’s soul rest in peace!
Wilson: If you keep this up we’re not going to have any players for the first game this season
Burke: The opposition won’t have many players after the 1st period.
Wilson: We can’t go out there and play like goons all the time.
Burke: Why not?!
Wilson: The point of the game is to score goals not hurt people all the time.
Burke: Why are you my best friend again?
Wilson: You’re crazy!
Burke: Thank You.
**The players trained for the rest of the day and are told to now live in the fitness** room*