A little attempt by me at some humour. Not sure if it came off that well but that's for you to decide.
Beau: Hello?
Burke: Hey Beau.
Beau: Burke?... why'd you call me?
Burke: I have an offer for you so that you can play for the Leafs.
Beau: Come on now. I don't want to play for the Leafs, I'm a Habs fan.
Burke: Son. I have some questions for you. Are you short? Are you pathetic? ARE YOU WEAK!!?
Beau: NO!
Burke (calmly): then the Habs won't want you.
Beau: But I really wanted to play for my dear Habs. Plus what do you guys have that would attract me to Toronto?
Burke: We have proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and....
Nonis (in the background): That's really getting annoying now Burkie...
Burke: ...Belligerance. That's what we have and that's what you have. It's a perfect match.
Beau: Yeah... so now can you tell me what you said in English? Plus I just can't think of signing with the Leafs and betraying my fans in Montreal...
Burke: 3 years, 11.4 million?
Beau: Done!
Burke: Good doing business with ya.
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